im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick 

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

That's a dick I can suck 

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

That's a dick I can suck by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

I need dick in my ass now 

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

I need dick in my ass now by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

i wanna put my dick in it 

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.

joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it

i wanna put my dick in it by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008

i left my dick in the kitten 

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

i left my dick in the kitten by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017