pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
mugGet the pinch a biscuitmug.

Pimple Popping

I asked the Doctor at the free Clinic what I can do to get rid of all the zits on my face and I told him it's got to be cheap because I can't afford no Lasers or Proactiv or even Clearasil. He told me pimple popping is free.
by tonyfamous February 02, 2014
mugGet the Pimple Poppingmug.

spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
mugGet the spanking the kittymug.

lady balls

Lady Balls are ovaries ya morons, cause ladies don't have testicles. That's why it don't hurt a lady when you kick her square between her legs like it would any uncastrated dude. But try kicking a lady in the ovaries and she'll be spitting out retard babies for the rest of her reproductive life.
I swear to God if that bitch packing my groceries threw that 5 pound bag of oranges on top of my organic eggs I'm going to jump the counter and judo chop her square in the Lady Balls! >_<
by tonyfamous March 11, 2011
mugGet the lady ballsmug.
Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 02, 2011
mugGet the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug.

spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
mugGet the spanking the kittymug.

breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.
Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
mugGet the breast onplantsmug.