tonyfamous's definitions
Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug. by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the spanking the kittymug. Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the pinching a biscuitmug. Lady Balls are ovaries ya morons, cause ladies don't have testicles. That's why it don't hurt a lady when you kick her square between her legs like it would any uncastrated dude. But try kicking a lady in the ovaries and she'll be spitting out retard babies for the rest of her reproductive life.
I swear to God if that bitch packing my groceries threw that 5 pound bag of oranges on top of my organic eggs I'm going to jump the counter and judo chop her square in the Lady Balls! >_<
by tonyfamous March 11, 2011
Get the lady ballsmug. by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the spanking the kittymug. I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.
by tonyfamous December 18, 2010
Get the standing omug. Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Get the breast onplantsmug.