dick fork 

what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"

libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!

dick fork by Lola the weird girl May 24, 2009

Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

Fork lift dick truck by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

forked dick 

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

forked dick by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

dickfork

a penis which forks off in to two or more smaller penises

"stop scraping your dickfork along the plate, thanks darling"

dickfork by endforwards February 9, 2008

dickfork

A dick that you eat off of.

Jane ate on John's dickfork.

dickfork by Rachel,Haillie,John,and Sydney January 9, 2008