When two males feel the need to express excitement, or acomploshment by instead of using their hands to form a standard High-Five they form a new sensation where they whip out each others cocks and slap them together creating the new and improved, "Dick-Five".
(At a party)
Christian: Yo man, I just whipped out my junk and and dunked it in Alex's drink. Than when he came back from the bathroom he chugged it all, it was halarious.
Chad: Dude that's so gay..Gimmie a dick-five.
Christian: Yo man, I just whipped out my junk and and dunked it in Alex's drink. Than when he came back from the bathroom he chugged it all, it was halarious.
Chad: Dude that's so gay..Gimmie a dick-five.
by ramPAEge June 9, 2007
A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.
by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008
When the ultimate level of Bromance is reached, the need for high fives and fist bumps are replaced with DIck High Five's. Where a group of bros mash their dicks together.
Bruh, my boy finally got his dick wet last night. This calls for copious amounts of liquor and DIck High Fives !
by BlackyDaHo June 20, 2017
A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
by Dr. Agnes Freud September 28, 2010
A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
by Catwater311 May 9, 2021