dick boating 

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

dick boating by SailorDick February 6, 2014

celebratory dick beating 

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

celebratory dick beating by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

dick beating 

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"

dick beating by vladster January 13, 2014

dick beating gypsy 

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.

dick beating gypsy by Timmy2X April 20, 2021

Beating my dick 

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

Beating my dick by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

beating your dick 

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

beating your dick by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014