Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

Dick Balloon by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

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Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

Dick Balloon by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017

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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

balloon dick by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

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balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

balloon dick by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

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Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.

Female clowns give me balloon dick.

Balloon Dick by dietcam September 20, 2015

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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