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Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants. These pants give me the worst dick wall!
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When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises. Can be used as a verb or noun.
Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks. Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident. |
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