when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter
when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy
when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly
when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass
when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float
when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall
when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone
when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst
when you're on second base and your pants are out of place
when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd
when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam
It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea
This project is totally diarrhea up the nose
This soup tastes like diarrhea
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
that burns like Hell
when it comes out of your ass
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell
Rhymes with RIAA
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear
A poop smoothie.
Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop
10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"