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28.
when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter

when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy

when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly

when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass

when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float

when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall

when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone

when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst

when you're on second base and your pants are out of place

when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd

when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam

It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea

This project is totally diarrhea up the nose

This soup tastes like diarrhea
by Rayrayrainbow November 09, 2008
 
1.
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003
 
2.
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
 
3.
A poop smoothie.
Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
 
4.
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
by CommunistWithAGun January 01, 2004
 
5.
Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop
10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!
by blunted January 25, 2005
 
6.
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
by A1 December 03, 2004
 
7.
Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.
Your face smells like fucking diarrhea
by Rizz March 07, 2005