Weiskirch Diagonal

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

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Jack Dagnals

Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.

For reference: see Epic Meal Time.

Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.

Jack Dagnals by go60go May 9, 2011

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diagonalize

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

diagonalize by MikeS August 15, 2006

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Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal by Le Esquire May 28, 2009