verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.

Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar

Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."

Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 07, 2006
2 ounces of promethazine cough syrup aka purple drank, lean, texas tea, purp, and many others.
Yo man pour up deuce and mix it up with that sprite.
by M. Markovich November 07, 2005
An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".
Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?
by Arina Chloe May 11, 2015
A Double blunt. one blunt combined with another to form a Deuce. 2 blunts in one.
Oh god i just smoked a huge deuce
by RB.Bellz January 23, 2011
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls
Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!
by Alex Hermann December 09, 2010
noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.
yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce
by amo stylez November 14, 2010
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