1. A Word used in place of a swear word. 2A Word used in place of the word devil often as in a mild swear or oath.
2. The face of a die or card having a face of 2.
3. Noun or transitive verb: 1. A tie in Tennis after both opponents have scored 40 points and need only two consecutive points to win the game/set. T 2.The act of bringing the score in a Tennis game/set to a tie.
1. "What the deuce are you talking about?"
2. "He rolled a deuce."
3. "Alice scored a point, bringing both them to a deuce."
by Non-available October 07, 2007
A fat chick, usually weighing over 200 lbs.
"I think I saw Tom leave with that deuce"
by Nitsud420 May 17, 2007
Refers to a having a small penis
You going to see James? " Why? He's a deuce and he and he has no money.
by Roman Goddess of Love June 12, 2014
V. To deuce or be deuced

Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.
Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing

Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.

J: yo American idol was live last night.

Rick: Deuce.
by SanDirt September 24, 2013
The combination of a blunt and a joint. The joint paper is first licked on the adhesive strip (the gum/glue) and is then placed inside of the hollowed blunt (cigar). The marijuana is then evenly distributed throughout the blunt, packed tightly, and then rolled perfectly round (pearling). It will taste better and burn slower than a blunt, canoes less than a joint or blunt, and will hit you pretty hard. Works best with flavored papers. Filters can be used in it too.
Bro that deuce got me so ripped! We have to smoke those more often lol
by Professional Pothead March 26, 2012
To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.
Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.
by streetshark86 October 30, 2011
An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit
A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime
by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

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