Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

Dershna(-dersh) 

An expression used to interupt one's own train of thought when they are miffed or otherwise confused. Also used in place of a proper reply. Can be substituted as filler when speaking eubonics.

"Marty, where'd you get those kickin' headphones?"
"I got 'em at dat...that one place umm...Dershna(-dersh)!"
or
"How are you doin' today man?"
"...Dershna!"

Dershna(-dersh) by Scunst January 5, 2009

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Dershlit 

A word that can be substituted for damn it.

Mainly used when swearing isn't allowed.

Pronunciation: /dersh - lit/

Jimmy: Dershlit!
Stacey: What's wrong Jimmy?
Jimmy: I stepped on a friggin lego!

Dershlit by yungpressure July 11, 2018

Dirsch 

To comprehensively dominate own or beat someone ususally a term used exclusively by badasses

Corinne I will dirsch you at soccer!

Dude you just got dirsched!

Dirsch by natsfaka808 May 17, 2011

deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

deusch by burstroc December 11, 2006

Deosche 

take a break during work hours and indulge yourself with a power nap (beauty sleep). Usually a relatively good "The Deosche" takes between 45 min and 90min but longer cases have occured.

Too much work today, It`s time for a Deosche

Deosche by Krivak April 1, 2022