Derpussss
Derpussss by the world of derp August 23, 2011
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Derpssession
A disorder in which an individual is abnormally obsessed with "Derp" and all related terms.
This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.
A cure is actively being pursued.
Join the cause!
This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.
A cure is actively being pursued.
Join the cause!
Expert: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it appears as though your son has become a victim of Derpssession."
Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"
Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."
Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"
Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."
Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"
Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."
Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"
Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."
Derpssession by Bracket January 6, 2014
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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