dermatos 

Meaning 'of skin' in the Greek, it is the most lifelike prosthesis available.

The patient was fit with a dermatos prosthesis.

dermatos by www.dermatos.com March 23, 2004

dramatosis bambosis 

is a common condition among new yorkers that is characterized by excessively dramatic reactions that are disproportionate to the situation at hand. Symptoms usually include but are not limited to, strange noises in place of words(such as ugggghhhhh), rolling of the eyes and in extreme cases stomping of the feet.
Dramatosis bambosis is highly contagious and there is no known cure.

a tomatoe flies by you and your neighbor catches it and some happens to squirt on you. Someone with Dramatosis Bambosis might stand up throw a water bottle threaten to squirt ketchup and then yelp out a loud UGH and stomp away never to return to the table

dramatosis bambosis by Vanessa Wright September 27, 2007

Dermatitis MacBookensis 

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

Dermatitis MacBookensis by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

contact dermatitis by schimschone March 11, 2005

actinic dermatitis

a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.

Girl: "I'm suffering from actinic dermatitis"

Guy: "You mean you are sunburned bitch"

actinic dermatitis by aoeyirstln June 29, 2011

Dermasist 

A person who makes up words, or creates word to fill voids of discription that currently have no holder

One of the most famous dermasists is Shakspeare, who invented such words as Road.

Dermasist by InsectsKing November 10, 2008

Dermatomixologistian 

A dermatologist, doubling as a mixologist, blends oil with body lotion. They rub this magic potion all over the body, which ironically makes the skin less oily and supercharges the lotion with moisturizing powers. Extra hydrating, hold the grease!

After trying every lotion on the shelf, Yara, the Dermatomixologistian, decided to give the mixed her favorite lavender oil with a body lotion and applied it generously. At her next brunch, she couldn't stop showing off her arms, gliding around the table like a figure skater, proving that her new skin regimen worked wonders—less oil, more glow!

Dermatomixologistian by Dr. Slick McSmoothskin April 12, 2024