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Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash
Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Author and not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.
Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.
by pajobr January 22, 2017
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