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Dermatitis MacBookensis 

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash
Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

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actinic dermatitis

a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.
Girl: "I'm suffering from actinic dermatitis"

Guy: "You mean you are sunburned bitch"
The person who must always find a way to bring drama into others and their own lives. Although this person is usually female its possible that male pupils can become Dramasists as well. They find the unessasary need for drama in their life very Nessesary! When no drama is present these people go around searching for it and if there is no drama to be found the victimize an innocent person and bring upon drama on their own!
That Katie girl is such a Dramasist, she should just stop already!!

demagistris

Demagistris the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet they are very active and lovable but if you make them mad they will let it out then apologize
Demagistris is very lovable
demagistris by Hsians October 14, 2018

Dermastat 

Subjective sensitivity of an individual to hot and cold temperatures.
Susan felt shivering cold in the brisk morning chill, bundled up in a thick winter coat, while Jeremy walked around comfortably in a tee shirt and shorts, a paradox that could only be explained by their different dermastats.
Dermastat by JeremyNeo June 21, 2023