Dermatitis MacBookensis 

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

Dermatitis MacBookensis by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

contact dermatitis by schimschone March 11, 2005

actinic dermatitis

a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.

Girl: "I'm suffering from actinic dermatitis"

Guy: "You mean you are sunburned bitch"

actinic dermatitis by aoeyirstln June 29, 2011

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

contact dermatitis by pajobr January 22, 2017

gynaecular dermatitis 

The condition where during one’s menstrual cycle, right after the point of ovulation, one’s dead skin peels, this is due to a rise or low in oestrogen and progesterone. For most, they experience this in the face, ears and neck areas, it rarely travels down the body. If such happens, speak to your local GP or surgery about getting a cream to help.

I’m going through gynaecular dermatitis.

She is going through gynaecular dermatitis.

gynaecular dermatitis by NationalHealth November 16, 2021

derpatitis 

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

derpatitis 

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012