derpatitis 

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

derpatitis 

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

Derpatitis 

When something is so derpy, you could almost say it was infected with derpness.

“Dary-anne has a serious case of derpatitis!”

“God, I know right?!”

Derpatitis by ERICK C. EC March 12, 2024

herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

herpatitis 

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

herpatitis by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

derpititus 

When someone has the derps. If that is not clear enough, you probably have it. When someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpititus.

Okay, this guy obviously has derpititus.

derpititus by Tortilla ChipS. February 3, 2017