Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.
Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one
by Iamdanomara January 03, 2012
player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.
gotta love that derek
by zebraprincess July 02, 2011
A cool kid that likes to do BMX, smack the booties of other dudes, and shit like that, hes funny but gay. Well...most likely. Hes got muscle but thats to either attract gay men or try to impress other guys with stunning chizzled abs somehow. He comes to school with scars on his leg or maybe his arm saying that its from riding his bike but its really from him asking his friend kyron to be kinky and whip him HARD. BUT, overall hes funny and has a good attitude and would make a real good friend. (besides his addiction to raspberry iced tea)
person 1: DANG did you see derek with all of those scars?

person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o
by Sheriff and his deputy February 14, 2012
an annoying faggot that wears sweaters in plattsburgh
that derek on the television has a new sweater!
by king kong 55 December 15, 2011
A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathologicalliar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.
“He’s a total Derek, a player. Watch out for him! Typical Air Force guy just being a guy."
by ndngirl April 23, 2011
a fat dumb ass who just turned 14 whos dad thinks he is 15 becausa he doesnt love him. he still acts like a fucking 2 year old. no one likes him and he looks at you after a joke for your approval
that kid is such a derek
by d-dog10204932 November 06, 2011
Derek's can not be trusted. They are notorious for lying, cheating and hurting anyone who is foolish enough to care.
I've been Dereked.
by Regrettably July 05, 2011

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