simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you
by desireegf February 07, 2011
A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.
That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.
by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010
To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking
Corr I'd derek over that slut
by Derek_Lover February 05, 2010
A small sized human with hair that can set fire to any paper who can talk for 3 days about the same thing without taking any breaths. Simply annoying.
Wow, that Jeff is really being a Derek tonight
by llllllllllol February 03, 2010
Cha Cha Cha!
That derek was like Cha Cha Cha!
by Joseph Shazam June 29, 2009
A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.
"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
by Cellularwhore January 08, 2010
A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.
"That's so Derek..."
by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

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