dercum 

a funny word u call ur friend when there being stupid.
otherwise known as a painful disease where u get lumps and bumps all over ur body.

ur a dercum.
u have have dercums.

dercum by jaycee hh August 3, 2010

DeCum 

Verb: To remove the presence of semen or Cum.

The act of DeCumming can be used by removing the cum within the testicles through furious masturbation or sex.
alternately

The act of DeCumming can be used to remove Cum from hair, face, body or within the body.

i'll be over soon. Just need to DeCum.

DeCum by NotABadger77 June 23, 2017

Decumission 

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

Decumission by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Dewcumby 

1. Any situation involving 2 or more penises.
2. Something with duel penises.

1. I heard those guys had a dewcumby with Sara last night.
2. I think that alien is a dewcumby since he had 2 penises

Dewcumby by Brendan Conweezy April 19, 2010

Decrumed 

(v) - to famously harass; to foolishly abolish me

As soon as i looked at the group I noticed it was he who decrumed me!

Decrumed by Edward Singer July 1, 2010

Derum 

To talk shite on a forum, pretending you know something clever.

Oh look here comes derum to make something up.

Derum by Oldgite January 5, 2022

decrumbify 

To remove crumbs.

I need to decrumbify the bed to get rid of any crumbs

decrumbify by FrankFrost March 11, 2023