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a shortend way of saying toilet and douche
I don't know why but everytime I hear Deloitte and Touche I thik Toilet and Douche. And by the way, is that a bloody turd in the toilet?
by Mo Hutch November 16, 2005
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noun:
(a) a common form of slavery around the world
(b) a company that picks already lifeless, boring, backstabbing new grads so they can fit easier into deloitte's culture
(c) a place where nerdy unattractive men and women call their home because they have forgotten what home looks like due to working too hard
You didn't get picked by Deloitte? Well yeah, cuz you're not ugly!

He would fit well in Deloitte. He's smart, doesn't have fashion style, and he's a backstabbing son of a gun.

Therapist: What's seems to be the problem?
Patient: I work at Deloitte
Therapist: Oh...this IS serious!
by stupid new grad September 25, 2007
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Pete: I might go down soho for some oral tonight.

Dave: Try Deloitte first, I've heard they're very select with their clients.
by Employee April 14, 2005
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A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.
She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte
by Dave April 02, 2005
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1. A business environment fostering annoying, whiny, pompous, "wheres is mommy and daddy to pay my bills" individuals who not quite understand the concept of hard work or the ability to lead instead of following.

2. A firm where the misuse of client funds is used for the transportation of partners to strip clubs and work because the demi-gods are not allowed to touch public transportation
Dan: Bro, what happened to John, he whines more than my girl on the rag.

Ron: Hes a deloitte man, hes a deloitte. Just let him go.
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Ah yes - this organization is one that fosters backstabbing and cliques. It then proclaims to be 'The Employer of Choice' An organization where you will NOT succeed, unless you are Asian. This is because the Seniors who are Asian give the work to the Asian guys and most of the non-Asian Senior men are bald, short, ugly - or a combination of the three, and they just looooooooooove Asian girls. Most of the young chicks are methed-out from the hours and some even have mid-back tattoos! There are some cool people at Deloitte, but they are few and far between and IN NO WAY want to join a clique.
I'm pretty cool, good-looking, healthy and have a lot of friends and family.

Well, you don't want to work for Deloitte - it'll all be lost!
by Dave - O November 15, 2005
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An accounting firm full of people who didn't fill out the DAMN Global Commitment Survey! I bet more people voted on this definition than those who filled out the damn survey which can actually help the situation and possibly change the definition. I guess this is why turnover at Deloitte hovers around 50% a year.
by Material Weakness March 30, 2005
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