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1. touche
an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing
1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.
by Lena Klein Apr 17, 2004 share this
2. touché
A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.
by Adam "Tr0n" Mar 8, 2005 share this
3. touche
1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped
Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.
4. Touché
When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.
Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché
by Smokey McPatterson May 19, 2005 share this
5. touche
when one has been defeated, and has nothing to say, add, or do.
1.
you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".

2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche
by david lui Jun 30, 2005 share this
6. touché
If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.
7. Touché
A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"
Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché
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