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7 definitions by DJDiggler

 
1.
An all-encompassing term for persons or actions which are being or acting in a jewish or jewed-up manner. A cheap bitch of a situation in which you are fucked over by a knit-picking bunch of cheap two-faced crap.
I had about all the jewry I could take when the gay wedding-planner told me that the ice would cost $2.00 per cube.
by DJDiggler August 07, 2006
 
2.
Guntdar is the same thing as Gay-dar, but is the phenomenon of somebody having the ability to spot or sense a gunt at considerable distance.
My Guntdar picked up that fat bitch's gunt from clear across the Walmart parking lot.
by DJDiggler August 07, 2006
 
3.
A sourbunghole is either an asshole that is experiencing the effects of considerable indigestion which leads to explosive evacuation of the colon, or a bitch's used up stanky old asshole that is no longer good for anything.
My sourbunghole was in considerable pain after having passed last night's buffet of chili, corn, & beer.

Don't go after her dude, she has some definite sourbunghole going on down there.
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006
 
4.
To De-fuckify is to get any and all nastyness off from something that you want to be clean.
I defuckified my greasy mud-butt ass by wiping it after having hiked down the mountain.
by DJDiggler August 07, 2006
 
5.
The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.
I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006
 
6.
Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006
 
7.
The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.
I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006