deford

Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."

I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.

deford by kmal9er May 28, 2016

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Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

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chris Deford

Chris deford is a very pale kid who belongs on twilight hes fat and loves CODY

That Kid Was So Chris Deford

chris Deford by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010

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Deformed Ham

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014