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"Where were you yesterday?" "I was at the zoo checking out the deefs!" "AWESOME!"
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"Dude your mom is so freaking hot!"
"Deef"
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Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.
1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."
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it is the male eqivalent of a queef. the male ejects air out of his penis. the "d" in deef stands for dick. it means a dick queef, or a dick fart. a deef sounds like a very high pitched fart
What is that smell? Did you just fart?

No, i deefed.
by Erich Smith April 29, 2007
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a word said when some is way beyond stupid as hell.
that deef just got decked in the face because he forgot to put his hands up.
by Ace trick April 23, 2009
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short for "default". Used to refer to one's profile pic/display pic on a social networking site
Sweet deef, dude!
by llllllllllllllllllllllll May 08, 2009
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A person who is very bad at Halo, they usually play under the "default" tag.
Man this new guys nickname is definitely going to be deefs.
by Aburesh01 October 29, 2007
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