dead as shit

A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

dead shit

lost, no idea whats going on, does things so stupid that no person that has any logic can explain. looks so stupid that you cant look at them for more than 5 seconds without laughing. all round stupid

you're a dead shit mate!

by neligan May 19, 2006

dead shit

I complete and utter moron

Your such a dead shit Gill!

by Icy October 21, 2003

Dead Shits

Shits that are dead.

These is some dead shits right here!

by PoliteScarf November 16, 2017

Dead Shit

To be completely and honestly serious about something. Also known as: dead ass.

You: Last night I banged your mom about 10 times!
Me: Dead shit!??!
You: Forreal, im dead shit man.

by SkateThatt July 6, 2009

dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

by B Rodriguez October 26, 2017

Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012