Dean of Dapper Dress 

1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.

Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.

1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.

2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.

3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off

Dean of Dapper Dress by rbmuny January 28, 2009

Dressing Room Dipper 

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!

Dressing Room Dipper by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009