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Daniel Hand High School

Daniel Hand High School is a public secondary school in Madison, CT. It is consistently ranked as one of the best 500 high schools in America. Most recently, it was ranked 231 by Newsweek Magazine. Hand's sports teams (the tigers) are well known and respected. Each year the teams are competitive and are expected to at least make it to states, if not win. The show choir and other musical groups are also very successful and have been featured on various news channels. The town of madison is pretty affluent which is the main reason for the exceptional students that attend here. Former students of Daniel Hand include Streeter Seidell of College Humor and Ryan Fodor, the former quarterback of the Yale Bulldogs. Hand's SAT scores are always exceptional and contribute to the 97% graduation rate. Each year, over 90% of students choose to continue their education at the post secondary levels.
"Hey, you see that kid over there?"

"The one who just hit a homerun and is going to MIT next year? Yeah, why?"

"Right now he goes to Daniel Hand High School."
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Daniel Handler 

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).
"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"
Daniel Handler by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

daniel handler 

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.
daniel handler by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

daniellandia 

This one is the best thing ever and it was back in the good days and it can do whatever they want no matter what or who tells them. They are not a boss they are THE boss PERIODT
Person: omg Megan you cannot just go rename ppl

Megan: actually JESSICA I'm from daniellandia therefore I can do what I want periodt

DanielAndPuppyDAB 

really good at crashing out.
sounds like a DanielAndPuppyDAB type of character

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026