dampener

Any experience that feels like having a bucket of cold water thrown over your head. Something that produces a corresponding comedown in mood in the person experiencing it.

"Jeez, when I found out the price of the drinks, it put a right old dampener on the proceedings."

dampener by Pherbs January 1, 2009

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Fart Dampener

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.

"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."

Fart Dampener by Oler B November 21, 2009

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dampener • Fart Dampener • Flirt Dampener • lady dampener • panty dampener

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

Flirt Dampener by TheBald July 20, 2010

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lady dampener

A term referring to an attractive man or homosexual woman.

That Portia de Rossi is a real lady dampener.

lady dampener by j7 January 24, 2014

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panty dampener

a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.

She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.

panty dampener by jaims August 2, 2006

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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