These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.
1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.
1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing