The relationship status of most people on Tumblr.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ FOREVER ALONE
an individual who will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend and will NEVER get married, most likely spend most of there time on the internet or making faces and or noises to themselves. this person will prob have one real friend and die with 32 cats.
omg shanaynay, shes soooo forever alone
One who will indeed, be alone for eternity. Being single forever. One who in fact, does got this. Unlike Carlolz.
She didn't answer my phone call.
I wonder if she likes me, Should I ask her out?
Forever not gonna have this.
Guy1' hey want to go to the movies?
Guy2' no ones ever asked me to the movies before.
Guy1' haha just kidding
Guy2' forever alone
Forever Alone Guy is the only rage-meme that accurately and eternally represents you. This meme is one of many, many hilarious and inventive variations of rage-comics, created somewhere around April 2010. The stories are usually focused around main character with abnormally swollen face, which expresses loneliness and disappointment with his life (in which he is alone). Some of them also includes wannabe-funny word games with main line, which has nothing to do with actual plot. Next to highly overused RAGE, FA also draws its humor from such phenomenons like Trollface, FUCK YEA or Poker Face, and can be easily replaced by almost any of them.
The creator and copyright owner of this meme is Dominic Vanner.
"He's never had a girlfriend.. he's forever alone"