when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
by little jake April 17, 2009
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody mayonnaise. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
by Bundle Of Sticks April 06, 2004
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
by Mather September 13, 2003
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
by Kaim February 13, 2008
Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
by cuntuk December 27, 2006
Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 05, 2011
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
by sugs79 August 15, 2008
A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.
Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!
by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010

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