tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III September 22, 2008

Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged February 4, 2016

carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.

On the cake again, you custard gannet!

by Drusillus January 26, 2003

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 29, 2011

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 1, 2010