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Curriculum Associates 

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!
Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!
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no worries beef curries 

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.
sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

curricular cramming 

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.
Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

curricane 

The acting out of total, unadulterated awesomeness. Usually inspired by drinking, or sometimes shear excitation, the Curricane incorporates volume, energy, will power, hard headedness and all out bad assitude.
Looks like the Curricane is warming up.
curricane by the curricane June 18, 2010

curriculitis 

The very serious disease where patients have curriculum stuck up their anus
Damn, I wish I didn't have curriculitis as it would make it easier to study if my books weren't up my ass
curriculitis by Sauci February 18, 2017

curriculum blogae 

Instead of a CV (curriculum vitae) - some employers may want to check out your web presence... your blog, your facebook, your linkedIn... They may not even care about your resume. What you need is a good curriculum blogae.
To apply for this job, your blog IS your resume (it's your curriculum blogae)