A lonely, sad little Indian who pretends to be Mexican. Therefore, he is also pretending to be black. The problem with Curricano is that he is a blathering little shit with a goat molestor for a friend. When he gets completely desperate from his little game of pretending to be another race, he submits to Goatrub and plays the goat. :(
Curricano, what's the matter, ese, can't get no curry on your taco, mang?

Curricano won't shut the hell up, Jesus God, will he just shut his dotmongering mouth?
by Bikeswindlingminority January 15, 2006
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