Cuntle 

A Uncle that has a vagina. Can be a Uncle with a penis and a vagina or a Uncle that Just acts like a Vagina

My uncle just had a sex change; now he is my Cuntle.

Cuntle by unsorted138 April 6, 2013

cuntle 

the female version of the grundle. The skin located in between the cunt and the asshole.

I was eating out a girl when i felt her hairy cuntle tickling my chin.

Dude her cuntle was as smooth as a baby's bottom.

cuntle by Cunty Mcgillersworth April 22, 2010

cuntle 

The name given to the amount of times one's vision is multiplied when extremely drunk.

"I'm seeing double mate" "Fuck that I'm seeing cuntle!"

cuntle by Offbeat May 13, 2005

Cuntle 

When you get happy that your getting pussy but she’s right as a blueberry

Yesterday I saw her cuntle

Cuntle by LZXTID November 29, 2017

Cuntle 

When something or someone will only work when threatened with violence.

The cuntle start working if I kick it.

Give Johno a good slap then the cuntle get crackin'

Cuntle by Don the Bastard June 12, 2022

Cuntle 

The act a woman takes when snuggling up to your leg with her cunt.

Hey babe, let’s stay home and cuntle.

Cuntle by Beesley21 October 19, 2023

cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012