cuntext 

When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.

Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"

cuntext by nachoworm December 4, 2010

Cuntext 

To make something regarded as cunt(y) with context. (Cunt + context = cuntext)

The cuntext of capitalism drives me nuts. I am so over it.

The cuntext of the social environment is horrendous.

Wow, I am so over this cuntext.

Cuntext by LingDanc803 August 15, 2023

Cuntext 

The distorted context of a narrative knowingly stated as unquestionable true facts to win an argument, defame or ruin the reputation of a person, who is not guilty of anything stated or insinuated by a cunt, Karen or Blaren, or any other person acting like any of the foregoing.

Sure, if you only heard the cuntext she gave, here’s what really happened…

Cuntext by PDub Designs August 29, 2023

Context High 

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.

"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."

Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

contextation 

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010

Contextomy 

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

Contextomy by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009

cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008