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cuntdown 

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.
"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"
cuntdown by Hurtt January 20, 2009
Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)
Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.
CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).
If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.
Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

CuntDown 

when the "O" in the New Zealand supermarket chain "countdown" isn't lit up due to an electrical fault.
"Bro did you shop at Cuntdown last night"
CuntDown by NEWzealandcunt May 13, 2018

cuntdown 

1. A list of girls to sleep with, which you count down until you've slept with all of them

2. Alternative to Bitch Fight or Cat Fight

3. As two words (cunt down), what you yell when a girl at a party passes out
"How's the cuntdown going Jeremy?"
"5 down, 6 to go"

"Look out yo there's bout to be a cuntdown in the parking lot"

"OH SHITTTT CUNT DOWN!"

cuntionality 

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt
The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.
cuntionality by Nickhuge December 9, 2014