decent vagina acquired by means of mad cuntness. It's also a descriptive word used in the context of porn.
timmo says to patto man your a mad cunt, why thankyou timmo u fuckin mad dawg lets use this acquired gift of mad cuntness to get us some cuntage.
by webbo and richo April 20, 2009
Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)
you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."
by maculate February 06, 2005
being like a massive cunt
My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004