10 definitions by DAVnCHAINS

Top Definition
The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015
You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.
Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.
Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?
by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014
(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
by DAVnCHAINS December 07, 2010
A whore, prostitute or anyone that accepts money for sex.
Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!

Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.
by DAVnCHAINS April 18, 2014
being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.
Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.
by DAVnCHAINS July 30, 2013
A midget that is a magician.
Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.
by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015
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