DAVnCHAINS's definitions

Eleventy

An exaggerated number to suggest someone has too many of something.

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

hillbility

A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.

Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?

by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014

Cuntageous

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.

Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010