Beaver Fever

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

Cuntageous

You are so much of a cunt that other women around you also become cunts.

Julie and Ericka just ripped me a new asshole, what happened?

They have been hanging with Beth, that bitch is cuntageous!

by DAVnCHAINS December 08, 2010

A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.

Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?

by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!

by DAVnCHAINS December 28, 2015

An exaggerated number to suggest someone has too many of something.

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018