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cunt swaggler 

1) a female who cunt blocks her friends
2) a term of endearment
3) someone who is always late for her period
1) Dude, Jessica was such a cunt swaggler last night.
2) Whose a good little cunt swaggler?
3) Maybe if that cunt swaggler was on the pill I could bust in her.
cunt swaggler by amlzzzzz April 6, 2010

cunt swaggler 

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.
stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.
What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!
fucking cuntswaggler by El Sensai November 17, 2006

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026