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Cunningfigjamologist 

Cunningfigjamologist: The combination of the word "cunning" and the australian slang word "Figjam" (Figjam : "F*ck I'm good; just ask me". Nickname for people who have a high opinion of themselves".).

A cunningfigjamologist is a person so clever in their understanding of cunning tactics, behaviour, influence, control of others/situations are wildly beyond the comprehension of the rest of the human race.

This extraordinary ability to be 50 steps ahead of “a lesser man” (everyone else), results in huge self esteem (which is of course, perfect for massaging the ego) and lets the Cunningfigjamologist improve and improve in an endless explosion of evolution.

However, take heed! A darker Cunningfigjamologist will usually uses this ability for their own personal amusement.
When a Cunningfigjamologist does things right, people wont be sure they have done anything at all.
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cunninghamlingus 

The act of committing sweet oral sex to a man.
Brent: Dude, I want some cunninghamlingus tonight

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026