cumpkin
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
cumpkin by ben decarlo September 28, 2006
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Cumpkin
To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.
Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Cumpkin by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009
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cumpkin
A small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in Somerset to catch and clean-up semen.
"I took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window"
cumpkin by jimbobfruitbat December 24, 2009
cumkin
You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern and then get a women to put it on her head
Fred: Hey Bill wanna help me make a cumkin for my girlfriend
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern
Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin
One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin by huckabee January 11, 2008
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