Cummed 

When one mistakenly or intentionally blows their load inside of a vagina.

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

Cummed by Sunman666 September 20, 2018

thrice cummed cock 

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

thrice cummed cock by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

cumpedo 

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

cumpedo by Sjkool May 21, 2017

cummed 

Well, because I created a link to here from came, I figured I better define cummed right. Cummed is the past tense of cum, plain and simple. If you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.

Marshall cummed while watching the Sin City movie trailer.

or

Last night Steve cummed after Mona gave him an awesome handjob.

cummed by Doobie Smokes You May 17, 2005

cummed up 

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

cummed up by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

Cummed 

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

Cummed by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018

cummed 

the past tense of cum

I cummed all over your mothers face.

You had to wipe the computer screen because you cummed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap Japanese porn.

cummed by i love the fact that u are actually reading this. 696969696969696969696969 May 19, 2007