Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 5, 2004
by Crutch Cricket March 24, 2004
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 6, 2004
by Flession March 25, 2004
Tom: remember that night you got really drunk and fell in the pond?
Phil: nope.
Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.
Phil:...........................
Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.
Phil: nope.
Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.
Phil:...........................
Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.
by Dan Brace January 22, 2006
This boy's cume reads like rap sheet.
by h3llfr0ze March 18, 2004