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1.
the old english word for sperm
Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume
by dick guzinya March 20, 2004
 
2.
Cumulative, especially g.p.a.
With a cume of 3.8, she graduated _Magna cum Laude_
by bob 'a' March 25, 2004
 
3.
Short for "cumulative," among other things.
Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!
by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004
 
4.
Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.
If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.
by a guy who wants more cume March 18, 2004
 
5.
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 05, 2004
 
6.
(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.
n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
 
7.
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 06, 2004