the cumcloud 

When you jizz into a bong, and then use said bong

"He did the cumcloud in front of me, the worst was when he was preparing"

the cumcloud by Woobis May 6, 2023

cumcluded 

To cum; a better descriptive word to describe a situation(s) that occurred after the event.

After I cumcluded I realized I wasn't wearing a condom after all.
Once she cumcluded three times in a night

cumcluded by exquisite lee August 14, 2010

Cum cloud 

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!

Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!

Cum cloud by MK9903 April 14, 2012

Cum Cloud 

Someone emitting a soft eerie haze of brightness resembling a cloud of sperm.

See also Bleach Ball

"Hey is that an eclipse???"
"No, that's just Katie behind a bush...Stupid cum cloud"

Cum Cloud by Adam January 2, 2005

Cum cloud 

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

Cum cloud by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022