Cumbercrotch

(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.

(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'

Cumbercrotch by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012

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Cumbercurls

A word used to describe Benedict Cumberbatch's loveable curls.

Person 1: "Did you watch Sherlock last night? Wasn't it good?"
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."

Cumbercurls by sbclightning July 10, 2012

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Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.

Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.

Cumbender by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

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Umbergered

In reference to the body check Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell laid on Flyers R.J. Umberger in the 2006 NHL Playoffs. When someone or something gets up-ended or completely levelled. Destoryed.

Brian: "Yo, did you see that building get imploded yesterday?"
Nick: "Yeah man, that thing was totally Umbergered"

Umbergered by Kleijd46 June 10, 2007