cumad

1)Italian slang for girlfriend on the side. Derogatory term for a married man's girlfriend.
2)A woman typically not good enough to be serious with. Originates from the Italian word cumare meaning girlfriend. Over the years has been corrupted being shortened to cumad.

Look there's Joe over there out with his cumad again while his wife is at home.

cumad by Jenna Adamo February 12, 2009

Cuadrastro 

A person with a square body that is defined in spanish slang as a "Cuadrastro" a square person.

Wassup Cuadrastro?
Bite The Pillow?
You know it! Till the feathers come out!

Cuadrastro by bjorla September 2, 2011

Au mas cota cudad var 

This sentence stems from a popular slang that is used by Georgians. (usually referred as Russians.)

A condition when a person is saying "I am Ill" even though they are not. this sentence is used as a "getaway" in a situation where a person is too lazy or too sleepy to be active on a lesson. a direct translation of this sentence is "Teacher, I am kind of ill."

-Mate, ra xdeba?
-Au mas cota cudad var.

Au mas cota cudad var by DramashviliDefinitions March 31, 2022

Cumaholic 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Cumaract 

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

Cumaract by RobVio September 23, 2018

cumderwear 

A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.

Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>

cumderwear by SteveW123 April 30, 2010

Cumach 

(Noun) - A highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to ejaculate sperm.

It is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve orgasm while in the missionary position. If he removes himself from the woman just prior to ejaculation, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. A heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. Thus, the woman has a great stomach to cum on, or a "cumach".

Susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. She has a total cumach now.

Cumach by Captain Inches January 29, 2010